If you've ever watched a morning news or variety show on Spanish-language TV, you know that the women are dressed to fucking kill with tits, ass and legs proudly on display, and no matter how bad the news is-earthquakes, assassinations, financial meltdowns-there will be a quick burst of wild group dancing and frenzied hoopla at any moment. Latina women are especially hot, expressive and emotional compared to non-Latinas. A guy needs to be on his game to even keep up with them.